I am...

6 - Going In

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:00:06 -0400

6 - Going In

5 - What’s the meaning of life…

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:40:57 -0400

5 - What’s the meaning of life…

4 - I wish I could eat thee

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:46:50 -0400

4 - I wish I could eat thee

3 - Cure for the common hangover

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:44:03 -0400

3 - Cure for the common hangover

2 - Going Places

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:53:14 -0400

2 - Going Places

1 - Tomorrow night will be an amazing night for the hammers and...

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 23:14:00 -0400

1 - Tomorrow night will be an amazing night for the hammers and strings of the world…

Photo

Tue, 05 May 2009 09:12:37 -0400

"Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone, when your heart still does…"

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:25:27 -0400

“Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone, when your heart still does…”

Deep, deep inside of your heartThere is a weight that still...

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:09:00 -0400

Deep, deep inside of your heart
There is a weight that still needs to be lifted
Cover it up, but the pain never stops
Sometimes I wish that you’d just listen

Deep, deep inside of yourself
There is a soul starving for some affection
Been waiting for years and the time passes by
All you ever wanted was to fit in

So I wrote you this song
I hope that you like it
Cause you light up my life
And I know you can fight this
You’re the most beautiful girl in the world
And I wanted you to know

Constantly waiting for life
Starving for love to surround it

If you only looked right by your side
You’d find that it never had left you

You’ve lived through so much and seen so many things
Through your eyes and I wish you could just see
If it were up to me I would construct a key to your heart
And finally set you free

So I wrote you this song
I hope that you like it
‘Cause you light up my life
And I know you can fight this
You’re the most beautiful girl in the world
And I wanted you to know

You can call me
You’ve got no reason to hide

You’re so lovely
Built with a beautiful mind

Wait for your time, it will come (you can call me)
And you will realize just how special you are (you’ve got no reason to hide)

There’s not enough hate in the world (you’re so lovely)
To bring you down (built with a beautiful mind)

Built with a beautiful mind (built with a beautiful mind)

So I wrote you this song
I hope that you like it
‘Cause you light up my life
And I know you can fight this
You’re the most beautiful girl in the world
And I wanted you to know

"I want to impact the world, but can’t do it alone…."

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 01:05:01 -0400

“I want to impact the world, but can’t do it alone….”

9 By Shane Acker - Short Film & Teaser

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:59:27 -0400

It’s been a while since I hit the tumblr, I’ve been busy over on Code 2 Ave

But I think this shit is epic… I saw the Short Film awhile back and JUST realized that they are making a full length feature… Here is the short film…

Here is the teaser for the film… Tim Burton is producing it:

over & out

-El Capitán

My new office for code2ave.wordpress.com

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:55:20 -0400

My new office for code2ave.wordpress.com

Bring Your Own TP

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:11:00 -0500

So here it is, the official unvieling of the greatest clash of creative minds…

http://code2ave.wordpress.com/

Me, Royal, and Jonny D are up on it right now, but this shit is gonna take over the internets, HANDS DOWN!

I will still be updating here so dont worry!

-El Capitán

Shaq + Jabbawockeez = Shaqawockeez @ 2009 NBA All-Star Game

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:34:14 -0500

Did He Really Just Do This?

"Sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no make-up on; That’s when you’re the prettiest, I hope that..."

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:15:00 -0500

“Sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with no make-up on; That’s when you’re the prettiest, I hope that you don’t take it wrong”

- Best I Ever Had

Your butt goes in a rage, as you read this sick webpage...

Sun, 15 Feb 2009 15:13:00 -0500

So this is probably going to be the longest post known to man kind… Why? Well, the other day I was reminded by TheKatie of something I didn’t partake in since probably the 3rd grade: The Diarrhea Song… Don’t know what I’m talking about? Observe:

So without further ado, here is my go at it!

when you’re rolling’ like a tire,
cuz your intestines are on fire,
diarrhea, diarrhea

when the feeling’s not that nice,
and you have to flush it twice,
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you’re on the seat for hours,
and it doesn’t smell like flowers,
diarrhea, diarrhea

when your stomach starts a rollin’,
and you’re cleaning out your colon,
diarrhea, diarrhea

toilet paper you need to gather,
cuz your butt worked up a lather,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you think you’re feeling better,
but you keep on getting wetter,
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think your friends are jokin’,
but your pants are brown and soakin’,
diarrhea, diarrhea

it’s hard to make a rhyme,
when you’re crapping all the time,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you are the nervous groom,
and you make a fecal bloom,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you smell just like a hog,
as you make some liquid log,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you don’t feel like a winner,
when your butt blows out your dinner,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to shout,
as it keeps on gushing out,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you’re sitting on the pot,
cuz it’s coming out a lot,
diarrhea, diarrhea

it’s sounds just like a horn,
as your butt pops out some corn,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you’re there in the huddle,
and you’re standing in a puddle,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you just made a tackle,
and it splattered out like spackle,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you’re going out for a pass,
and it blows right out your ass,
diarrhea, diarrhea

it’s really flowing loose,
like it’s running through a goose,
diarrhea, diarrhea

when you’re shopping at the store,
and it’s dripping on the floor,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you’re acting like a fool,
and your pants fill up with stool,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you really want to play,
but your butt begins to spray,
diarrhea, diarrhea

you know you’re having trouble,
when your butt begins to bubble,
diarrhea, diarrhea

that’s the way it goes,
when your butt thinks it’s a hose,
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you’re feeling kinda funky,
cuz your butt is kinda skunky,
diarrhea, diarrhea

if you think you hear it raining,
perhaps your butt is draining,
diarrhea, diarrhea

Holy Shite that was fun! I’m gonna have to do this like once a month, cause I’m tired of doing it now!

But I will leave you with this! A classic in the world of Diarrhea:

The Internets are about to get shitted on… Details soon!

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:50:00 -0500

The Internets are about to get shitted on… Details soon!

Here is a tiny doodle I did… and I matched some rhymes up...

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:35:22 -0500

Here is a tiny doodle I did… and I matched some rhymes up on it!

Hey Barack… When you gonna release “Magnum” on...

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:32:28 -0500

Hey Barack… When you gonna release “Magnum” on us?

"MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO GIVE THE WORLD WHAT I WAS LUCKY TO RECEIVE… THE ECSTASY OF DIVINE UNION..."

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:06:21 -0500

“MY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO GIVE THE WORLD WHAT I WAS LUCKY TO RECEIVE… THE ECSTASY OF DIVINE UNION THROUGH MY MUSIC AND MY DANCE”

- Michael Jackson