Your butt goes in a rage, as you read this sick webpage…
So this is probably going to be the longest post known to man kind… Why? Well, the other day I was reminded by TheKatie of something I didn’t partake in since probably the 3rd grade: The Diarrhea Song… Don’t know what I’m talking about? Observe:
So without further ado, here is my go at it!
when you’re rolling’ like a tire,
cuz your intestines are on fire,
diarrhea, diarrhea
when the feeling’s not that nice,
and you have to flush it twice,
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re on the seat for hours,
and it doesn’t smell like flowers,
diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach starts a rollin’,
and you’re cleaning out your colon,
diarrhea, diarrhea
toilet paper you need to gather,
cuz your butt worked up a lather,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you think you’re feeling better,
but you keep on getting wetter,
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think your friends are jokin’,
but your pants are brown and soakin’,
diarrhea, diarrhea
it’s hard to make a rhyme,
when you’re crapping all the time,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you are the nervous groom,
and you make a fecal bloom,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you smell just like a hog,
as you make some liquid log,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you don’t feel like a winner,
when your butt blows out your dinner,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to shout,
as it keeps on gushing out,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re sitting on the pot,
cuz it’s coming out a lot,
diarrhea, diarrhea
it’s sounds just like a horn,
as your butt pops out some corn,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re there in the huddle,
and you’re standing in a puddle,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you just made a tackle,
and it splattered out like spackle,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re going out for a pass,
and it blows right out your ass,
diarrhea, diarrhea
it’s really flowing loose,
like it’s running through a goose,
diarrhea, diarrhea
when you’re shopping at the store,
and it’s dripping on the floor,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you’re acting like a fool,
and your pants fill up with stool,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to play,
but your butt begins to spray,
diarrhea, diarrhea
you know you’re having trouble,
when your butt begins to bubble,
diarrhea, diarrhea
that’s the way it goes,
when your butt thinks it’s a hose,
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you’re feeling kinda funky,
cuz your butt is kinda skunky,
diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think you hear it raining,
perhaps your butt is draining,
diarrhea, diarrhea
Holy Shite that was fun! I’m gonna have to do this like once a month, cause I’m tired of doing it now!
But I will leave you with this! A classic in the world of Diarrhea:
