Wrigley… Official Gum of Woman Beaters… Why C Breezy? WHY???
So if you don’t know by now Chris Brown “allegedly” beat the shit out of Rihanna. Now I can’t lie… I thought it would be the other way around with them. I thought she would kick his shit it, he seems too soft. But according to the report:
“She was variously reported to have been left bruised, bleeding and even bitten in the attack, which took place shortly after she and Brown left a pre-Grammy party in Beverly Hills on Saturday night.”
WTF? Bitten… who bites? Honestly? Maybe… Just maybe… they were having some very viscous-back-of-the-limo sex party. I want to see a pic of her… and his mug shot! If this goes the way its headed already… Breezy will end up on a list with the likes of these two:


But in Rodman’s defense… at least she started it and they beat the shit out of eachother! R Kelly still pissed on 14 yearolds = Unacceptable!
But at least Mr. Brown is getting this out of the way now, instead til waiting later on in life to be fucked up i.e. -

I actually like Chris Brown too, but when you beat/bite a chick… I completely lose respect for you!
RIP Chris Brown’s Career 2005-2009
But I will leave us all with this as a tribute:

EDIT: RUMOR! Rihanna gave Breezy the Herps… Now the beat down would be up for debate if this is true!